I was with my brother and we had to go to a wedding with Brent Barry. I didn't know who was getting married, but they were friends of Brent. My brother had a black tuxedo already for me. I put the tux on, but noticed that there was only 1 shoe in the garment bag. It was a patent leather white clog. I was freaking out, because I needed another shoe. I have abnormally large feet, so I knew it would be very difficult to find patent leather white clogs in my size on such short notice (I had some sort of inherent knowledge that this was the only appropriate shoe for the occasion). I searched through a shoe closet, and found another pair of white clogs. The only problem was that they had visible nike air bubbles on the bottom of them. I knew this was unacceptable. Brent Barry, my brother, and I began scrambling to try to find some patent leather clogs for me.
As we were searching, my dream seamlessly transitioned into a new adventure. We were being chased by some gangsters from the movie warriors. We knew where the clogs were located, but there was a roofless tie-dyed army vehicle that we had to move before being able to access the clogs. My brother instructed me to start this vehicle and drive it fast out of the way. I was very concerned that it was a trap and the car would explode upon being started. After some hesitation, I did as I was instructed. I sped the car out of the way, and jumped out of the moving vehicle as it crashed and exploded. After brushing myself, I noticed one of the Warriors was angrily staring me down, and he began shooting thumb tacks at me. Several thumb tacks pierced through me thigh (I was still wearing my tux). We got the clogs and returned to the site of the wedding. Only now, my tuxedo was covered in blood.
"We did our best," Brent said. "Sorry, buddy." He ruffled my hair, and my brother and Brent went to the wedding. I was too bloody to enter.
Instead, I went to celebrate New Year's Eve with a couple of my high school friends in an abandoned train station. We were waiting for girls to show up, but i woke up before they got there.
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