Last night I dreamed that I was doing some last minute Christmas shopping at a mall with my parents. I was bored and waiting around in one of those stupid concourse areas with a fountain where all the dads sit and look depressed, when I spotted a mall security guard who looked familiar. Suddenly I recognized him as actor/comedian David Cross. You may know him as Tobias Fünke on Arrested Development, or as this guy....
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Anyway, I introduced myself, and I guess he thought I was pretty cool, because he invited me to play basketball with him and a bunch of the other mall employees. It turned out he wasn't really that interested in being a security guard, he was doing it for amusement, or preparing for a role, or just for the weirdness of it, i don't know. Honestly, if you know anything about David Cross, this scenario probably wouldn't even seem that weird. He's kind of a rabble-rouser.
I think his plan was to clear out all of the tables and chairs in the Ground Round Grill, and make it into a basketball court. As awesome as this plan was, for some reason it never wound up happening, but everything worked out OK, because later in the dream I wound up playing b-ball with Rich Ladew and a few of our friends, and we used one of his kids as a basketball hoop. Swwwiiiisssh!
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