dream #1

little does gabe know i have been recording my dreams over the past few months. i was going to post some from when i started, but never mind that. you can ask next time you're in ladyland if such a thing interests you and i know it does because you're reading this, right?

without further ado, here's one from last night.

i'm in the kitchen with my mom. i ask her where keith richards has been. in the dream he's my dad but i know he's not my real dad, just my mom's "man," whatever that means. my mom says he's in england celebrating his birthday. i ask why she's not there. she says it's because she doesn't like traveling or england. i think about asking her if he pays child support but decide against it.

then i start daydreaming in my dream to try to plot a way to get money out of keith richards. i imagine us outside of a cafe and i act so charming that he cannot refuse my request and/or offers me money... except i don't actually know how to charm keith richards to the extent that he would do that so i get anxious.

riveting.