It was my last class with one of the more rigidly academic English professors I've had (first name, Kirby, for all you UMass English majors), and the class was celebrating by passing around a new product called "Natural Marijuana". Apparently it was completely legal, even though it was essentially the exact same thing as weed, and the way it worked was that you sprayed a white foam out of a bottle and then snorted it through a plastic tube. I was really excited about it and eagerly tried it. Then I started hallucinating.My professor's hair got really long and stringy, and his skin grew pallid and warty. He suddenly looked like "Groppler Zorn" (from the Star Trek: Next Generation episode that Alex had been watching right before I fell asleep). He then started yelling at us for being high, and saying really cruel things about us, all in Middle English, so there were a lot of "thous" and "thines" used. He was really starting to freak me out when I woke up.
Now if only I can figure out where I can get some of that foaming marijuana...
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