Thursday, January 28, 2010

JUST PLAIN FUCKD // BROS KILLED MY BRO

In my dream it was summer, and I was driving around with my two (not real) brothers, one about 6 years old, and another one somewhere around 21 i would guess. I think we were with our dad too. Anyway, we were driving around near the coast, and it was really nice out. We stopped at a barn sale and I haggled with this old farmer over a bunch of "antique" Darth Vader stuff, ie. there was this big 6 X 8' metal Darth Vader mask hanging on his wall, but it was really rusty, and he wanted $200 for it, so i told him to forget it. We haggled over a bunch of stuff for a while, then we left.

We wound up going to a beach. There was a big canvas tent on the beach, I think for an MTV spring-break sort of show. We went inside and they were filming one of those annoying reality TV "confessions." My 20 year old bro somehow got in a fight with the dude who was on camera, and all of the sudden we were all brawling. We wound up really wailing on the dude who was being interviewed. The whole time we had been inside the tent, our younger brother was waiting outside. When the whole ordeal was settled, we made our way back to where we had left him, but when we got there, we found him impaled on a thin skewer that was stuck in the ground. It was stuck through his head from underneath his chin and was coming out of a gaping, bloody hole in his forehead. It was a totally gruesome image, he was hanging off the ground from the skewer, and parts of his skull were missing, and you could kind of see brain. The worst part was, he was still kind of alive, and he kept gurgling things. The whole thing was so fucked-looking that I screamed, and then i woke up.

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