holy shit, this thing is being updated... by me?!
short synopses of past week's dreams:
1 -in high school gymnasium. sitting in a bed with the one we call "bus crush." (i'll sing you his "song" sometime.) otherwise, it's normal lecture with teacher/professor and all. shelsea* and *olex are in a bed across the gym. bus crush holds my hand and other such nonsense. i tell him to stop because i will get ratted out. damnit! i mean... that was totally inappropriate, bus crush.
*names changed to protect identity
2 - it's late at night. i'm coming back home to my new york home. i decide to take a peek inside the windows. i notice my little, thought-to-be-asexual brother making out with his male friend who i only vaguely recognize from an old photo on his old phone that got passed down to me. (that is one bullshit hand-me-down policy, btw.) anyhoo, this doesn't surprise me so i just go inside but when i do, they are acting like they weren't just making out. psshhh! you totally got caught, bro. p.s. ewwww.
dream 3 - clem, the cat, is chilling in my new york-home. all of a sudden, the chatty/annoying fuck repairman from ladyland-home is coming in. instant panic ensues and i hide clem in a flimsly closet in my bedroom and rush to turn on a loud fan/air conditioner apparatus to block out her meows. i should mention i'm not allowed to have a cat, ey? she manages to open the closet AND my bedroom door (which i'm sure, no, i KNOW she's capable of in real life). so i get caught. bonerkill. the coolest part of this dream is that clem's real life white spots were purple and her real life ginger spots were pink and it's really the only part of the dream worth mentioning. kewl!
this has been me procrastinating on a french final. good night!
also, google image searching "bus crush" does not yield fun times. why did i even try?
ok, fine. this was posted by me, maria. but no one reads these comment anyway, right? tee hee
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