Nervous! I truly am and was. For when I think about posting this dream, I fear you will think more creepily (or sexily) of me. NOTE: IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR OPINION OF ME TARNISHED, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER. HOWEVER, I HAD A REALLY FUNNY DREAM THAT'S TOO AW(KWARD)ESOME NOT TO SHARE.
So anyway. I had this dream a few dawns ago. In the initial dream (yes, there is a dream within the dream going on...it pays off though) I suddenly had a massive cock. Like seriously big (maybe the elusive, "dream cock") and veiny and crazy. So I'm walking around some downtown area (vaguely Holyoke, MA...oy) and I become very frustrated with my new cock. As soon as I think to myself, "this cock is such a hassle," I wake up and I'm in my real bed in my real room. HOLD UP, THIS IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER DREAM! I (for some reason) dash out of my bed and look myself in the mirror and wink while pointing/grinning. My reflection then does the same thing back but sticks his tongue out and cracks up laughing giving me some sassy hand wave. I clap my hands and wake up (for real this time) laughing my ass off.
ok it's not that funny BUT I WOKE UP LAUGHING
Oh! I forgot to mention that after I woke up (for real), I had the "We Be Poe-in' what what!" mantra stuck in my head all day...hence the Poe shit...hence YOU'RE NOT MY DADS!
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