First Lady of Comedy

I was with a few Japanese people and a couple Sudanese basketball players. We were in Concord, NH driving to a dinner at a fictional Chinese restaurant on Main St. in Concord for a post-game meal. On the drive, we stopped at a red light, and Tina, Debby, and Kelley Jewell were walking down the street in the distance. I yelled out the window to them, but they didn't hear me. That was their only role in the dream.

I was starving when we got to the restaurant. We had a party of about 20 people, and there were sandwiches waiting at everyone's seat. I was starving from the game, so I ate my sandwich right away. I realized that nobody else was eating theirs, but I didn't care. I finished half the sandwich, and drank some coke which made me burp. I then looked to my right and realized that I was sitting next to Michelle Obama. I was so embarrassed that I burped in front of the first lady.

Anyway, I apologized, and we began talking. I told her how I've met her brother a few times, and whatnot. Then, we started talking about how one of the Sudanese guys plays the saxophone all night, but he is really terrible at it. Michelle Obama then referred to him as a "Sax Offender." I thought it was really funny. I remember her saying in a really ghetto fabulous style, "What? The First Lady ain't allowed to make jokes?"

I then reached into a giant bag of fun sized candy bars that was on the table, and dropped a couple on the ground. When I went to pick them up, I noticed that Michelle Obama had about 100 fun sized Milky Ways stashed under her seat. She had gone through the candy and taken out all of the Milky Ways. She said that Milky Ways were her favorite. She was hot.