I dreamed that I was at an interview for a job that I had actually applied to in "real lyfe", and for some reason it was in a little building on the UMass campus somewhere near the Worcester D C. I got to the interview, and it turned out I was basically going to be the assistant to this really gross lady who looked like the b*tch from the parking services office - aka, overweight, a full on five o'clock shadow, bad teeth, thinning hair, dumpy, smelly, awkward glasses, etc. This would normally not be a huge deterrent, but as it turned out, she was looking for an "assistant with benefits." She made it very clear that she was looking for basically an office boy toy.I was more or less repulsed, but I tried to hide it because I really need money and a job, and I hadn't quite decided where to draw the line. Finally she told me that I got the job, and I was kind of psyched because I thought maybe I could avoid having to actually do anything with her, but then she put her cheek out like she expected me to kiss her, and it was all stubbly and greasy. I kind of gave her a quick peck, but it was obvious she wanted me to do more. She kind of started pursuing me around the office as I awkwardly tried to slip away. That's when I decided that I would rather just sue her for sexual harassment instead. Then I woke up.
